10. You get a better cushion than the pew.
9. You can turn your chair in a 360 degree circle so you don't miss anything.
8. When they give the Sign of the Peace, you can roll around faster and shake more peoples' hands than anyone else.
7. You get the best parking spot.
6. Your lap is perfect for carrying the Gifts up to the altar.
5. You don't have to go up to get Communion if you don't feel like it- they'll deliver!
4. You never have to climb over other people to get back to your seat.
3. You can pop wheelies during the sermon if it's boring.
2. You can sit in the back and check out what it's like to be an usher.
and the number 1 reason to go to Mass in a wheelchair is...
1. *You* belong!
3 comments:
LOLOLOL. Love this post! I dare you to pop a wheelie during a sermon :evil laugh: See if Msgr. notices!!!!
You-know-who.
That was TOO funny! I haven't seen any wheelies by our wheelchair-bound parishioners. Maybe I should ask Father to print this in the bulletin ;)
Glad you liked it Barb! Thanks for stopping by and leaving a comment.
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