Top Ten Reasons to Give a Fake News Conference

10. You can be a trend setter
9. You don't have to answer all those silly questions
8. You don't have to do any preparation
7. You don't have to show up
6. You can have fun interviewing people to do it, like clowns and jugglers
5. You can play golf while it's being held and still be paid
4. It satisfies the little people
3. It projects an image that "something" is being done
2. It could be a part time job for your unemployed brother in law
and the number one reason to give a fake news conference is:
1. Nothing that's said at it counts!