The theme for this disability carnival is Top Ten lists, so here's my version of songs for a disability revue:
10. I Left My Crutch in San Francisco
9. Ramp Over Troubled Water
8. Ain't No Curbcut High Enough
7. You Are the Guide Dog of my Life
6. Someone Left the Power Chair Out in the Rain (McArthur's Park)
5. Goodbye Yellow Brick Nonaccessible Road
4. How Can You Mend a Broken Catheter?
3. Quads Just Want to Have Fun
2. Pump Up the Jam – Pump Up the Tires
and last but not least
1.Do You Know the Way to the Handicapped Restroom?